Dear Hair

Dear hair,
Please tell me why you always decide to grow quicker once I've dyed you. Please, take no offense, because I want you to grow, but it can't be possible that I've got blond roots already, surely. Of course, they are barely visible, but they are there.

And why is it that you decide to grow faster at the back, and slower at the sides? I love you, hair, I really do. You are so soft and shiny, and you don't make my life hell, but, just answer those questions for me. Don't forget, I do love you.

I am exceedingly grateful that you do grow so quickly. It makes my life a lot simpler, knowing that growing my hair isn't such a tricky business. And, you are naturally straight, and I appreciate that so much. Thank you.

Love, Alina.
xx